We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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