I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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