also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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