I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize