TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i now understand why vodka
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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