booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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