Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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