I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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