alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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