Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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