IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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