Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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