glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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