My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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