Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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