Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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