One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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