You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
