i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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