Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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