Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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