Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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