...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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