the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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