Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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