so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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