I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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