well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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