problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Please don't give away my fajitas
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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