Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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