At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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