dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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