Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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