I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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