so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
They have beer where we have blood.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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