The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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