Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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