Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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