also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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