the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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