That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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