Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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