Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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