He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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