is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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