Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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