I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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