the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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