Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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