You really coming over, don't trick.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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