Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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