You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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