the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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