So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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