Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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